Friday, December 15, 2017

Week 16 My Year in Review

January- I was dealing with bullying still around this time and I had just gotten home from my Christmas Vacation from Texas. I joined Musically this month. I met a good friend of mine this month, his name is Noah.

February- We had class games and spirit week for homecoming this month. I went to the lock in with my boyfriend. It was valentines day this month and track started this month.

March- My first track meet was this month of the year. I got new glasses this month and was definitely scared of what people would think but most people seemed to like them.

April- My birthday was this month. I had Sydney, Joe, David, and Paige there.

May- School ended this month. Prom and the lock in was also this month. That was amazing. Sectionals for track was this month and I didnt make it to state sadly. Finals blew this month as well. My Boyfriend also graduated this month

June- I got my wisdom teeth taken out this month. That was an experience. I also got my first cavity this month as well.

July- This month marks 1 year that I adopted my cat. I also got my first job this month (Laundry ACHE)

August- I got my second job this month (Housekeeper Snyder). Brody and I layed under the stars til 2/3am watching the meteor shower.

September- I got my third job this month (Activities Assist. ACHE) and quit Snyders.

October- I got my senior pictures done this month.

November- My one year anniversary with Brody happened.

December- It's Christmas time this month and that's pretty exciting in general. I spent way too much money on my boyfriend this money in general because of his birthday and Christmas but thats okay. I also dont have to take any of my finals and I'm pretty stoked about that.

Friday, December 1, 2017

Week 15 Snow

Snow: Atmospheric water vapor frozen into ice crystals and falling in light white flakes or lying on the ground as a white layer.

I personally think snow is beautiful. Snow is tiny, designed, white pieces that fall from the sky. They melt fast on skin because, well its ice crystals and your body is warm. People like to play in the snow and make snowmen and igloos and a bunch of random objects. But, snow does have its cons. You have to shovel your driveway to be able to get your car out. Your car will have snow on it and you have to try to get it off your car/all the ice on the windshield. Snow is cold, so the temperature has to be below 32 degrees for the snow to stay. So if it's snowing, chances are, its already freezing out. There are also many types of snow as well. Snow is something everyone should see and experience because it is beautiful.

Week 14 Senior Realization

That realization that you're no longer a kid and a big ol' senior. Where do I even begin. I am lost for words that we all made it this far. It's really sad to thing to think about. I am super excited to see where everyone's going to go though and I would love to see our class do amazing things and be on TV. Like, go us! Our whole class as a whole is pretty intelligent. I just love our class and I'll really miss them when I graduate.

Physically, I think I changed quite a bit. I used to be fatter and I still look like trash but that's okay, looks aren't everything. Mentally, I've gotten more intelligent clearly, but emotions/sensitivity definitely has boosted since 6th grade. I'd say around when I was 13/14 my life took a turn for the worst. The best year I've ever had is 2014. Since then, I haven't really had good times. I try to make the most out of what I can, but it just doesn't ever seem to get any better. And I really do miss that year and wish I could relive it again.

But more on the positive, I've already been accepted into a college, I absolutely love my job and I have a loving boyfriend. I have plans after graduation for Chicago trips, moving out, college and so on. So I can't really complain about my senior year much.

Week 13 Turkey Massacre Day

I am a turkey. I am mortally terrified for, as we call it, Turkey Massacre Day, or Thanksgiving. THERE IS NOTHING THANKSY FOR US. I don't get why call call it that but I am trying to hide from the humans as they kill all of my friends. It's like a zombie apocalypse or the book H2O but with humans not zombies or water. I don't understand why these humans find it okay to just kill us and eat us annually. Now there are some nicer humans but they all look different, it's hard to tell. They call each other vegans. Weird right? Maybe they are sparing us for something larger later.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Week 12 Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

He's off to get Timothy. He's gotten so sick of Tim's crap each day and doesn't care what is coming on the road. He's got an assignment notebook in one hand and is ready to tumble. He walks in tiny boots with spurs. Wears a cowboy hat and darts to the other side where timothy is waiting at a bus stop. Tim immediately see's this chicken going after him and freaks out. He starts running away, but the amount of times this chicken has crossed the road for crazy reasons, has given the chicken some crazy muscles. Tim has no chance of getting away. The chicken throws the assignment notebook at him and knocks him out cold. He picks up the assignment notebook, blows it like a gun and walks away saying.." There's only room for one chicken in this town"...
 
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Week 11 On my iPod

I don't get embarrassed about my music. I am proud of every single song and anyone could look at my iPod and I'd be like ... yeah? I'm the type of person that will scream sing at the top of my lungs while my music is BLARING down the street. That's my music. Music is huge in my life. I have an app on my phone for free music and it tells me how often I listen to one song/ how many times I've listened to it. Here are the top 10 songs I've listened to since July (when I downloaded it)...

Keep in mind I have 138 songs and they've all been listened to a decent amount of times. So 43 might not be a lot but in 3 months, having that many songs and listening to them on average 20 times each, that's a lot.

1. Venice by The Lighthouse and the Whaler ------------------------ 44
2. All F****d Up by The Amity Affliction--------------------------- 36
3. 1-800-273-8255 - Logic  --------------------------------------------- 32
4. Run by Foo Fighters -------------------------------------------------- 32
5..R.I.P Bon by The Amity Affliction----------------------------------32
6. Chasing Ghost by The Amity Affliction----------------------------31
7. Blood in My Mouth by The Amity Affliction--------------------- 31
8. Take Me by Korn------------------------------------------------------ 30
9. Toxicity by System of a Down---------------------------------------30
10. Sad Statue by System of a Down-----------------------------------29



If I had to go by most embarrassing song in my music collection or that people would say is weird, I'd say most of the songs by Ninja Sex Party. Their original songs, not their cover songs. But I'm not embarrassed by them. I got NSP from an ex-boyfriend. He was absolutely in love with them and at first, I thought they were the stupidest thing on this planet and then I realized they weren't, and that they were kind of funny.

As you can see the most played band I have is The Amity Affliction. I got this band shortly after I broke up with my first boyfriend from a guy named Zach. Me and him became decent friends after this and he introduced me to this new type of music.

My music is cool to me. Most people wouldn't listen to it but I do so I don't care what other's think.

Week 10 How Creatures Celebrate Halloween

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Various creatures come together to celebrate the birth of Halloween. Millions of parties worldwide. They have a party  of scaring people. That suits their fancy. Instead of sweets, they like to drink blood and eat bones. Ghosts, Mummies and Zombies like to come out of the ground to scare people. Bats swoop out in front of people. Warewolves come to life and eat people alive. Witches stir their cauldrons and cast spells all night long. By the morning, everyone is out cold and gone back to where they came for. But, they look forward to celebrating the birth each year.

Week 9 Personal Top Seven

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Here is just a random of my top favorite things because a personal top ten is difficult for me since I like a lot of things.

1. Leigh Daniel Avidan - This 6 foot 2, 38-year-old hunk of a man is my top favorite thing on this planet. He has been since 2015. I recently bought their Under The Covers 2 album. (Pre-Ordered to get it signed and a poster). He's clearly adorable and his laugh makes me smile like crazy. The first gif above is literally what I do when I think about him.

2. Shane Dawson - This youtuber is queen, is THE pig, is SHOOK. He's my favorite youtuber of all time. I've been watching him since I was about 12 and no one comes even close to being my favorite youtuber. I REALLY want to meet him. He's super funny and he's actually super sweet.

3. Cats - No words needed, cats are spectacular

4. Music - Music has been a huge part of my life. I relate to a lot of my music and you can DEFINITELY know how I feel based on the type of music I listen to that day. I listen to almost EVERY TYPE of genre. The only genre I despise with all my might is country. But, if you follow me on Spotify, I literally have a folder of genre music. And in each playlist, there is a decent amount of music. The genres range from - Oldies (40s mainly), Rap, Pop, Rock, Scream, 

5. Photography - I have a huge passion for photography. I have my own Facebook and Instagram account -> slvartphotography  ... check it out. I started to get into photography with my first boyfriend. He was super into it and that's what he wanted to be. I got super into it because he always wanted to take photos and he even let me borrow his camera and what not and ever since then, I fell in love with Photography. When I got my first iPod in like 7th/8th grade, I took photos on there and edited them myself to make them look good. Then my junior year, I got a Cannon Camera and I take photos every now and then, but I need new lenses.  

6. Art - I've been doing art since who knows how long. I think I really started to take it seriously around when I was 12/13. I started with the basic things. I didn't shade or anything. Then, I started basic shading but SUPER lightly when I was 13/14. Then, I started to darkly shade around 14/15. I think the different media (paints, chalk, pastel, pencil, object) art started when I was 14/15 when I took the art classes in Youngs class.  

7. The Amity Affliction - This Australian Melodic Hardcore band has been huge in my life. I started listening to them when I broke up with my first boyfriend. I didn't really have anything / anyone to talk to or keep me sane. Then a friend introduced me to them. I absolutely love them. Most people think screamo is annoying but I don't listen to the Pig Screamo. I like them because they aren't screaming the entire time. 







Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Week 8 For sale: Baby shoes, never worn

DICLAIMER: THE STORY IS FICTIONALIZED AND IN NO MEANS MAKING FUN ANYONE. I have baby shoes for sale, never worn. I should explain myself and why I have these for sale. I am a single woman living in a small cheap-as-I-can-get apartment. I applied for welfare recently because I lost everything and can barely pay for my rent but no food. My boyfriend left me halfway through my pregnancy over something stupid that I wont get into detail. About 6 months in to my pregnancy, my baby girl was having complications. I ended up having a miscarriage. I was hoping for this child so I could have someone to love and take care of. I bought one pair of shoes with very little money. I cherish these in a small box with her ashes. I had a couple other shoes I bought throughout as my checks came in, and I'm selling those. I'm in need of the money to pay for my rent and to survive. I'm selling each pair for 15$ each.

Week 7 Born in the wrong era

I would want to live in two completely different times. The really really old old times. Time of the Indians with the wooly mammoths and tigers and animals. I think it would have been tough to live in but cool too. To literally live in nature where humans haven't destroyed half of the Earths beauty. I've always wondered what it was like to start from literally scratch. Having to hunt for food and gather berries. I would want to know what it was like not to have a government run millions of people but rather a tribe of 250 or less. There may be one or two main leaders but that's better than trumple dumple. I'd love to build my own home and everyone protects everyone. I'd love to know what all of that's like. Just not the near death stuff every other day. Kinda like the game Farcry Primal. Living in this era, I would lose pretty much everything from my era now to live here. 

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I'd also love to live in the 50s. Where relationships seemed to be perfect, where women wore the cutest clothes and hair and men were sharp every day. Relationships seemed to be more respected and men would literally fight the other guy. Social media didn't take over lives because you'd have to sneak out or sneak a phone call in to talk to people. People weren't all just talk. People tried to live the American dream. The cars and houses were cool too. I am absolutely in love with the modern-like style. The music is outstanding as well. I love the diners. Living in this era would cause me to lose my social media life. Not much I'd lose. I'd lose my favorite bands tho :(


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Thursday, October 5, 2017

Week 6 Mike Wizowski: The Best Manager Ever

Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski. My best friend is Sully. Our crazy journey started when our faces appeared on a MAGAZINE! Sully apologized at first and I didn't know why but I was ecstatic! We both go to work and we have an evil rival, Randall. He always tries his best to beat Sully, but he will always come in second place. Things were normal until one day we had an employee have a code 2319! That was crazy! Then Sully went into a room doing his job and he was going to scare boo, but he didn't see anyone in the room and closed the door but boo came out with him. Luckily, no one was around and he had case 2319 on his hands but 93857430917 times worse! I should have turned him in but he is my best friend and I couldn't. I couldn't believe he brought that THING into my house! Anyways, we had to return the thing home but the door was missing and we went through a long long journey to get her back. Stay tuned for more from, Mike Wizowski: The best manager ever, coming soon to theaters near you.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Week 5 Fuuuutuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeee....

I don't think there will be much of a future. Kimmy Dunghole Uno thought that Trumpy declared war on twitter. You know what that means? Nuclear war! WOOO HOOOO! The people who played fallout and their families are the only ones going to survive. That is, unless you watched the Facebook video saying how to survive a nuclear bomb then you're obviously okay because it was on the internet. The future will hold radiation power or nuclear waste power. Hazmat suits are going to be the next "IT" fashion statement. Weddings will include ashes as the bird seed thrown when you come out of the church and empty canned air cans will be on the back of your nuclear waste powered car. Cats will remain unharmed but dogs will turn into Hell Hounds. All things are possible when we talk about the future.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Week 4 Time

If we didn't keep track of time this world would be something else. We would probably go by night and day. So the brink of the morning would be a shift and the brink of night. There wouldn't be a middle shift because it'd be too hard to tell when the sun is directly above us, especially if it was rainy or cloudy. Jobs would pay by salary rather than hourly. Married people probably wouldn't plan their wedding but more so say, in three nights we will marry. A husband would wake up their wife for the day shift and the wife would wake up their husband for the night shift or vis versa. But since women generally take care of kids, women might work the night or babysitters would be a popular job. Schools would probably change to a lesson then given the homework, then move on to the next class. I think if time wasn't a thing, we would find something to keep track of it somehow. If not, then the world would be havoc.

Week 3 Im an expert at..

Hello! My name is Shania and I am doing a Q&A about Kingdom Hearts. I am indeed their biggest fan and expert on this subject.

Q: What merchandise do you have from KH?
A: I have a blanket, a metal keyblade, two paper/cardboard keyblades I made when I was 12, a cup with those plastic ice cubes that you freeze that have symbols from KH on it, a couple of popheads, two books, a massive wall flag, a box someone made for me in a woodshop class, a T-shirt, a couple necklaces, A LOT of art that I made (which includes clay, canvas, CDs, paper, board and even a laptop lap desk), a lanyard, a wallet, a phone case, a couple games, a backpack and I'm going to get so much more.

*Audience in shock*

Q: Tell us a brief description for those who don't know about the game.
A: A young boy aged 14, Sora, was living the dream with his friends on Destiny Island. One day he was separated from his friends by the Heartless creatures. During this invasion, Sora obtains the Keyblade which allows him to fight the creatures. He shows up in traverse town where he meets Donald Duck and Goofy, who was sent to TT to find the wielder of the Keyblade under the king, Mickey Mouse. The three, Sora, Donald and Goofy, travel Disney related worlds to clear the worlds of the heartless. Along the way, Maleficent, one of the main antagonists of the story, who uses the seven maidens to try and open the world of Kingdom Hearts. Though, they defeat her, Sora later finds out Ansem is the true orchestrater of the worlds destruction. They defeat Ansem and Riku remains with King Mickey and Kairi waits for her friends at home.

Q: What your favorite KH game?
A: Mine would have to be Kingdom Hearts 2, although KH3 looks SO AMAZING and I cant wait!

Q: Do you have any favorite OST?
A: My favorite OST, official sound track, would have to be Treasured Memories. I love that song because its so dramatic and it plays while Sora or Roxas have memories and I cherish memories like non other.

Thank you everyone, we're gonna take a quick break.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Week 2 My human creation

Welcome Humans for I, your master, have created you. It's kind of ironic that you guys made the sims a thing because you basically are my sims. War? Oh, we create that as you guy created football to entertain yourselves. Sick huh? I know. Feelings? It's a better way to communicate with you guys, so when I THINK things have gone way over the edge, I can stop it by examining the way you guys react to things. Natural Disasters? I AM MOTHER NATURE. I control every bit. You know how you hear all about meteors barely striking Earth? I do that in case you forgot how quickly I could end things here. Know how you guys somehow get smarter and smarter each and every year, creating things? I am like your guys's app, I have to fix the bugs every now and then and pretty much level up everything/everyone as I get more and more experience. By building schools, I get more experience in case you couldn't tell. It's kinda like the app AdVenture Capitalist. I hire/create and you guys pretty much run the shows on your own until I get bored and make something happen such as hacking and electing Trump as president and really screwing things up in America. I want to see how long people can take him.

Friday, September 1, 2017

Week 1 The reason I hate the first week of school already

Well, the first week of school has been hectic. I started out pretty decent with my classes in line for the year, then I get a phone call from my employer saying I have an interview at 2:30 pm for a job that I wanted/needed. Well, the thing was that I have to able to get to work by 2:30 pm, 4 days a week, every other weekend. I have school during that time because I don't get out early as a senior. Well, I ended up dropping one of my classes and changing two classes, one to an independent study and the other to Creative Writing. I want to have a pretty breezy senior year because senioritis will set in very quickly if I pile a lot on my plate. I'm not really glad to be back because I don't / won't get to see my boyfriend very often because he has school and work and I have school and work and our schedules seem pretty full now. I kinda just wanna cuddle up next to him with my cat and sleep for 93.854 hours. That'd be great. My most challenging class was Calculus but I dropped that for this job because I know I wouldn't be able to handle it independently. The easiest classes, I'd have to say is Advanced Advanced ADVANCED Art (I've taken it for 3 years) and I feel like Psych/Soc will be pretty easy, but it's hard telling right now. I'd have to say the class I'm looking forward to the most is 3x Advanced Art and Psych/soc because I LOVE art and creative writing. My one special goal for the year was to get valedictorian. I worked 3 hard years for it, but it all got shot down because I desperately needed this job and I didn't take Calc. At this point in time, I'm just looking forward to graduating and moving on. And honestly, not many people remember who was valedictorian of their class years later and since I already have over a 4.0, most colleges will accept me anyways in that part. I also took this job because I will have a lot more money that I EARNED independently to go to college than most.