Week 8 For sale: Baby shoes, never worn

DICLAIMER: THE STORY IS FICTIONALIZED AND IN NO MEANS MAKING FUN ANYONE. I have baby shoes for sale, never worn. I should explain myself and why I have these for sale. I am a single woman living in a small cheap-as-I-can-get apartment. I applied for welfare recently because I lost everything and can barely pay for my rent but no food. My boyfriend left me halfway through my pregnancy over something stupid that I wont get into detail. About 6 months in to my pregnancy, my baby girl was having complications. I ended up having a miscarriage. I was hoping for this child so I could have someone to love and take care of. I bought one pair of shoes with very little money. I cherish these in a small box with her ashes. I had a couple other shoes I bought throughout as my checks came in, and I'm selling those. I'm in need of the money to pay for my rent and to survive. I'm selling each pair for 15$ each.

Week 7 Born in the wrong era

I would want to live in two completely different times. The really really old old times. Time of the Indians with the wooly mammoths and tigers and animals. I think it would have been tough to live in but cool too. To literally live in nature where humans haven't destroyed half of the Earths beauty. I've always wondered what it was like to start from literally scratch. Having to hunt for food and gather berries. I would want to know what it was like not to have a government run millions of people but rather a tribe of 250 or less. There may be one or two main leaders but that's better than trumple dumple. I'd love to build my own home and everyone protects everyone. I'd love to know what all of that's like. Just not the near death stuff every other day. Kinda like the game Farcry Primal. Living in this era, I would lose pretty much everything from my era now to live here. 

I'd also love to live in the 50s. Where relationships seemed to be perfect, where women wore the cutest clothes and hair and men were sharp every day. Relationships seemed to be more respected and men would literally fight the other guy. Social media didn't take over lives because you'd have to sneak out or sneak a phone call in to talk to people. People weren't all just talk. People tried to live the American dream. The cars and houses were cool too. I am absolutely in love with the modern-like style. The music is outstanding as well. I love the diners. Living in this era would cause me to lose my social media life. Not much I'd lose. I'd lose my favorite bands tho :(

Week 6 Mike Wizowski: The Best Manager Ever

Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski. My best friend is Sully. Our crazy journey started when our faces appeared on a MAGAZINE! Sully apologized at first and I didn't know why but I was ecstatic! We both go to work and we have an evil rival, Randall. He always tries his best to beat Sully, but he will always come in second place. Things were normal until one day we had an employee have a code 2319! That was crazy! Then Sully went into a room doing his job and he was going to scare boo, but he didn't see anyone in the room and closed the door but boo came out with him. Luckily, no one was around and he had case 2319 on his hands but 93857430917 times worse! I should have turned him in but he is my best friend and I couldn't. I couldn't believe he brought that THING into my house! Anyways, we had to return the thing home but the door was missing and we went through a long long journey to get her back. Stay tuned for more from, Mike Wizowski: The best manager ever, coming soon to theaters near you.