Week 12 Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

He's off to get Timothy. He's gotten so sick of Tim's crap each day and doesn't care what is coming on the road. He's got an assignment notebook in one hand and is ready to tumble. He walks in tiny boots with spurs. Wears a cowboy hat and darts to the other side where timothy is waiting at a bus stop. Tim immediately see's this chicken going after him and freaks out. He starts running away, but the amount of times this chicken has crossed the road for crazy reasons, has given the chicken some crazy muscles. Tim has no chance of getting away. The chicken throws the assignment notebook at him and knocks him out cold. He picks up the assignment notebook, blows it like a gun and walks away saying.." There's only room for one chicken in this town"...