Week 2 My human creation

Welcome Humans for I, your master, have created you. It's kind of ironic that you guys made the sims a thing because you basically are my sims. War? Oh, we create that as you guy created football to entertain yourselves. Sick huh? I know. Feelings? It's a better way to communicate with you guys, so when I THINK things have gone way over the edge, I can stop it by examining the way you guys react to things. Natural Disasters? I AM MOTHER NATURE. I control every bit. You know how you hear all about meteors barely striking Earth? I do that in case you forgot how quickly I could end things here. Know how you guys somehow get smarter and smarter each and every year, creating things? I am like your guys's app, I have to fix the bugs every now and then and pretty much level up everything/everyone as I get more and more experience. By building schools, I get more experience in case you couldn't tell. It's kinda like the app AdVenture Capitalist. I hire/create and you guys pretty much run the shows on your own until I get bored and make something happen such as hacking and electing Trump as president and really screwing things up in America. I want to see how long people can take him.